patrick-notpat:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

Things like this give me hope in the world. 

patrick-notpat:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

Things like this give me hope in the world. 

(via katiefuckingfitch-)

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

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slephburka asked: dude her face is so weird looking, shes such a slut lol like she has a bikini pic...2 actually. and she has a "gamer girl" pic. okay. lol. and she has fake hipster glasses. what. no. lol why?

i know, her and rachel barbacci are like the same person. LIKE OMG DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE CAN CHANGE A TIRE AND SHE LISTENS TO WILLIE NELSON LIKE 24/7. 

you can tell how many hours of sleep i got last night by the nice shade of purple in the bags under my eyes lol.

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Anddddddd this is why I am the way I am. Go to hell.

Okay sooooooo0o0o0o now I look like an idiot because um I was very confident that you wanted me and only me and that’s what I thought but obviously I was very very wrong and you knew it and so did she and you kept your little relationship going behind my back and everyone else knew it but me. Ok. Ok. Let me just, ok. I fucking hate you. I can’t even find the words.